To document the passing of another Halloween, it is only appropriate to talk about the ‘Hell House’ craze which was originally started by Jerry Fallwell and has now spread throughout the US. Thanks religious fanatics for another awesome scare tactic/guilt trip to send more people into religion-induced states of brain inactivity! The more crap like this starts to pop up around the US the less it becomes “fanaticism” and the more it becomes the “norm” which to me is scary as hell!

Congratulations to these Christians for actually frightening an atheist with some of your contrived bullsh*t. Ok, it didn’t scare me into being religious and worrying about “being saved” but now I’m faking terrified about my actual life, the one I have now!

So here I was on a lazy Saturday morning barely awake switching on my brand new Bravia for the latest international news as I was smelling the freshly brewed Colombian coffee.  It seemed very pleasant outside and I was looking forward to the nice warm weather and a walk by the beach. I was thinking about the fun I'd have for the rest of the day far away from my cubicle when all of a sudden my tranquillity was interrupted by something that sounded like a big explosion. For a microsecond I felt like I was in the middle of Kabul. I looked at the TV in case BBC was showing the latest Taliban attack, but to my avail, it was showing the latest results from the Ashes. Then another loud bang almost made me dropped my precious coffee on my Polo robe. ‘What The Flying FAK', I thought? I was neither living in Kabul nor in Baghdad and BBC was just showing freaking cricket!

The completely juvenile and unintelligent open letter written by Lou Pritchett to President Barack Obama speaks for itself. 

However, if you were looking for a few good arguments to sock those republicans at the office around with, I thought I would offer a rebuttal to Mr. Lou’s faking joke of a letter.

Dear President Obama:
"You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me."  I suppose this is your declarative statement to give yourself credibility and intimidate people into believing your bullsh*t.  I’ve only lived under 5 presidents, does that mean I’m only 5/13ths as knowledgeable as you on the subject?  All I can say, at least some people do research before running their faking mouths! 

If you are reading this blog site you are probably thinking the exact same thing, I’ve had enough of these faking people equating health care reform with the complete destruction of the US!  Guess what?  The US is already in shambles!  The only thing that healthcare reform aims to do is improve the quality of life for everyone in the nation.  Though, if you want to keep paying your high insurance premiums and risk the chance of being dropped as soon as you get an illness that will actually cost money to be cured, then have fun!  Let’s make healthcare optional for those idiots.

I know what you are thinking: Pericles is on drugs. Well, not quite. I am not on drugs. Actually, I've never done drugs but I think that cannabis should be legalized. Anyway, I think that the Republicans are actually good and the rest of the world should do its best to support people like Palin. They are good because only when they come to power, their faking stupidity and ignorance will bring the US down and the rest of the world can live happily ever after.