A truly religious car is born

Car manufacturers will do anything to convince us to buy their vehicles. The industry is extremely competitive and even a single idea can be make-or-break for them. That is actually good for the buyer. Because of the strong competition, cars are becoming more technologically advanced and safer each year.

However, there are times when car companies are overdoing it. A new vehicle has a zillion buttons and gadgets. Soon enough they will also include ac offee maker for the Starbucks addicts or a dedicated place to keep your holy book. After all there is already a place for your coffee, TV and DVD. Why not a place for the Bible or the Koran?

You think that I lost it, don't you? Well, not quite. Apparently, a known Malaysian car manufacturer decided to produce a 'Muslim' car, according to the BBC site. It seems that there is a need for such a vehicle with a dedicated space for the Koran and a compass pointing to Mecca. I bet that soon enough we will also see 'Christian' cars, 'Jewish' cars and so on and so forth.

I have no problem with that. After all we live in a free society and people can drive whatever they want as long as it's safe even if it sounds bizarre to others. For instance, I have been inside a Greek taxi full of fresh roses. It was entertaining. However, I was wondering if we could also have a 'Hooters' car. I am an atheist, so I will never purchase a religious vehicle. But I really-really loooove big breasts. I have this thing about double D cup sizes. Only the idea is turning me on (down boy).

So, I was wondering if we could get cars dedicated to breasts. They could have dedicated spaces for a Wonderbra and the stick (of the gear box, I meant to say) can be made of silicon with a nipple on top. Perhaps we could also include a compass pointing to the nearest Hooters restaurant or Pamela's house. For the limited edition of the car, the compass can be replaced with a Total Integrated Tactical System (TITS) which uses GPS to pin point double D cup sizes with military accuracy.

For some reason, though, I do not expect my idea to materialise, which is kinda sad really, but I guess that double D admirers are not as many as religious fanatics willing to pray while driving. I think it is time for companies to draw a line. Capitalism is good, but like everything else, limits are preferable.