Casting a Spell of Impotence

Guys: Can’t get it up? Blame a woman – at least that seems to be what’s happening in the story of this woman Fawza Falih who’s been sentenced to death for witchcraft in our favorite faked-up place: Saudi Arabiawhere a man’s problem is ALWAYS a woman’s fault.

Typical Saudi injustice system shenanigans: accuse someone of a nonsensical, far-fetched crime so imaginatively unreasonable you can’t possibly believe any justice system would take it seriously – but then remember there is a faked up place called Saudi Arabia where they sentence women to death for such bizarre crimes like a man’s impotence; the direction of the windor the position of the sun in the sky if it displeases some man; taking too many breaths per hour which depletes oxygen levels for the male population; bearing ugly children even if she’s stunningly beautiful and dad’s a hideous beast - it’s her womb’s crime for failing to erase dad’s repulsive qualities from the child before giving birth to it. It’s always the woman’s fault in Saudi Arabia even for things upon which she has ZERO control or influence.

The actual crime – to which the Saudis will never admit – is simply the act of being female. They can’t admit that’s what it is. Instead, they concoct these asinine scenarios around which to charge a woman so they can punish her. Maybe they feel they must give the world a reason for their inhumane behavior although very few in the world could acknowledge any of their reasons as valid. I’d actually give them more credit if they simply admitted they hate women and will punish them in which ever way they choose because the woman simply made the mistake of being a woman in Saudi-fakin-Arabia. Why not just say you need no reason because let’s face it – these crimes you concoct, you Saudi faks, are NOT crimes in any civilized part of the world. Only twisted faks could argue these are punishable crimes, and what’s even more faked up is that they love sentencing women to death. It’d be bad enough if some of these ‘crimes’ were punishable by a monetary fine or community service where you have to go pick up after the camels or something but NO, no, it’s got to be death with these faks because once you finish beating, raping, falsely accusing a woman, what’s left to do with her but kill her?

This guy can’t get an erection so it’s not a medical problem or his failure as a man but is because this woman placed a spell on him. OK, that makes perfect sense. What exactly would that spell be? The limp dick spell? Could she be forced to reverse it so he got an erection envious of the makers of Viagra? Did she chant something catchy to pull this off? Maybe sing a little song or spell about a committed relationship or taking care of sick babies or whatever might make the average guy lose interest? Or, while wearing a wedding gown, did she dust off the caldron and whip up one bad ass witch’s brew so potent it’ll render any male within a 100 radius impotent? How the fak did the guy know she’s the one who cast the spell on his flaccid penis? Did she send him a spell-o-gram to indicate she’s the one who put the hex on his winker?

I find it particularly bizarre that this guy would publicly admit his impotence as it tends to be a sensitive, private, embarrassing issue for men and not something they wish to be subject of the world press. Impotence is not usually the sort of thing guys brag about in the locker room. They may confide in a close friend but they don’t stand around the office water cooler boasting on their inability to get it up. Yet this guy, Mr. Floppy, apparently has such a bone to pick with women, he doesn’t care if the entire world knows he can’t get a bone of his own.

Admirably, Human Rights Watch is trying to talk sense tothem – even wrote a letter to our favorite royal schlep Abdullah as if anyone can talk sense to that guy.