Jingle Bells, WhattheFAK style

Dashing through the desert
In one big closed pipe
Through the fields it goes
They’re screwing us all tonight
Money in Dubya's pocket
Taking biz shares high
They’ll send us a big rocket
Their end is very nigh

Oh, jingle bells, Dubya smells
Rice laid an egg
All together, let us beg
To stop the infidels
Oh, jingle bells, Dubya smells
Rice laid an egg
All together, let us beg
To stop the infidels

A day or two ago
In a place which is broken
There was a cuddly teddy
His name couldn’t be spoken
Together came the Muppets
For insults against their God
They are all a bunch of puppets
And He is such a sod

Oh, jingle bells, Dubya smells
Rice laid an egg
All together, let us beg
To stop the infidels
Oh, jingle bells, Duby smells
Rice laid an egg
All together, let us beg
To stop the infidels.