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Think before you do

Submitted by Antigone on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 16:14.
Sometimes it's not about what you can do but rather what you can't undo.
— Antigone

Play the lottery!

Submitted by Antigone on Mon, 06/09/2008 - 17:14.
If you need money, don't work. Buy lottery tickets instead. You may win.
— The scientist

Sweet dreams

Submitted by Antigone on Sat, 05/31/2008 - 08:20.
For sweet dreams, eat cookies before bed.
— The scientist

The evil egg

Submitted by Antigone on Fri, 02/15/2008 - 17:55.
Eggs are hazardous to your health; eat cookies instead. LOTS of them.
— The scientist

Brain drain

Submitted by Antigone on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 22:52.
Today's genius is yesterday's average college student.
— Antigone
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Atrocities

Submitted by Pericles on Thu, 12/13/2007 - 19:23.

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit attrocities.

— Voltaire

Tis the season

Submitted by Antigone on Thu, 12/13/2007 - 18:08.
Don't you just love how the holidays bring out the stupidity and ignorance in people?
— Antigone
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Tyrants' Religiocity

Submitted by Pericles on Sun, 12/09/2007 - 16:34.

A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider God-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, wrongly believing that he has the Gods on his side.

— Aristotle, Politica bk v (ca. 340 BCE)

Crime of learning

Submitted by Antigone on Mon, 12/03/2007 - 21:47.
Contrary to popular belief, learning is not a crime.
— Dad

2 step solution

Submitted by Antigone on Mon, 12/03/2007 - 21:46.
Step #1: acknowledge that you're wrong. Step #2: do something about it.
— Dad
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