If your cat is fat, cheese is a healthy snack.
— The scientist

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Atrocities

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit attrocities.

— Voltaire

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Tyrants' Religiocity

A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider God-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, wrongly believing that he has the Gods on his side.

— Aristotle, Politica bk v (ca. 340 BCE)

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Water Poisoning

If you drink too much water, you could get water poisoning.

— The scientist

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Natural Products

Just b/c something's natural doesn't mean it's good.

— The scientist

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Health Warning

The food industry warns: Molasses and honey are bad for you. Use sweeteners instead.

— The scientist

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Bumper Sticker

If you do not stand behind our ovens, feel free to stand inside them.

— Pericles

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Real People

If real men love meows, real women love dolphins.

— Pericles

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