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Unfortunately, religion will probably always exist. Even if we're to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that there is no God, there'll be some unreasonable character who will doubt the proof based on faith. Tis all a matter of faith after all. How I detest that as a pillar of argument!

The Price on Your Life

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Unfortunately, the title is not referring to a skilled sniper waiting on the top of a building targeting you because your own government leaked your CIA ‘secret’ identity to get to your husband; that would have been a really cool story if it could have ever happened in real life…I am referring to guys sitting at the top of tall buildings wearing fancy suits and sitting around board room tables talking about how to save their company big bucks, putting more money in their own wallets, and denying you healthcare coverage, all at the same time. At the moment, everyone is focusing on what they think is wrong with the new healthcare reform bill so I thought I would take some time to focus on what is totally faked up with the current private insurance business.

What do Choppers, Jihadists & Anti-Depressants Have in Common?

So here I was on a lazy Saturday morning barely awake switching on my brand new Bravia for the latest international news as I was smelling the freshly brewed Colombian coffee. It seemed very pleasant outside and I was looking forward to the nice warm weather and a walk by the beach. I was thinking about the fun I'd have for the rest of the day far away from my cubicle when all of a sudden my tranquillity was interrupted by something that sounded like a big explosion. For a microsecond I felt like I was in the middle of Kabul. I looked at the TV in case BBC was showing the latest Taliban attack, but to my avail, it was showing the latest results from the Ashes. Then another loud bang almost made me dropped my precious coffee on my Polo robe. ‘What The Flying FAK', I thought? I was neither living in Kabul nor in Baghdad and BBC was just showing freaking cricket!

The Business of Healthcare

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If you are reading this blog site you are probably thinking the exact same thing, I’ve had enough of these faking people equating health care reform with the complete destruction of the US!  Guess what?  The US is already in shambles!  The only thing that health-care reform aims to do is improve the quality of life for everyone in the nation.  Though, if you want to keep paying your high insurance premiums and risk the chance of being dropped as soon as you get an illness that will actually cost money to be cured, then have fun!  Let’s make health-care optional for those idiots.

Why Wouldn’t You Want The Government In Between You and Your Doctor?

Most people I meet ask me why the fak I decided to move to the tiny little land of Denmark.  This article will explain my reasons… but my basic thesis is why the fak wouldn’t I? Disclaimer: After reading this you might be booking the first flight over here so don’t  jump on Expedia or Travelocity or whatever travel site best suits your fancy all at once. The culture of the community is completely different in Europe in general than it is in the States.  Danes are especially adept at striving for the benefit of the community as a whole.  This is the polar opposite as it is in the States.  In the good ol’ US of A, go ahead and step on the little guy, hey, he might make you one inch taller.  In Denmark, people strive to succeed in their own lives, their own communities without having to be the biggest or the best. 

The Pope Strikes Again

Pope Benedict the Evil decided to kick off his first papal tour of Africa by spouting more impractical nonsense and potentially lethal advice appropriately in the name of religion. On a continent under siege of an HIV epidemic, he thought it’d be helpful to discourage condom usage to prevent further outbreak. He even proved his deranged mental state when he detrimentally asserted that the distribution of condoms worsens, not lessens, the AIDS crisis. In this case, I’d give Pope Isadick more credit for worsening the crisis than anyone or anything else. So his godly advice boils down to: ‘Don’t use condoms; just don’t have sex.’ Yeah because that's going to work. Leave it to the church to come up with rules that don't have a snowball's chance in hell of working in the real world in which the rest of us live.  

When the Easter bunny and Cadbury eggs simply aren't enough

Beware this Easter: Crucifixion could be hazardous to your
health.

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