Religion

The Talibangelists of Palinistan

I was watching an interesting debate the other night on BBC about Europe failing its Islamic population. The debate centred on freedom of speech and women rights, as expected. That made me think, once again, about religion and personal freedoms.

What about what just happened in Nigeria? It seems that hundreds of Christians, including many women and children, were killed in ethnic violence near the city of Josin Nigeria during the weekend. The latest attacks by Muslims are said to have been reprisals for the January killings by Christians. The circle of violence continues.

 

The Stoning of Soraya M.

Year: 
2009
Director: 
Cyrus Nowrasteh
Actors: 
Mozhan Marno , Shohreh Aghdashloo, Jim Caviezel, Navid Negahban, David Diaan (II)
Genre: 
Drama
The Stoning of Soraya M.
WhattheFAK Movie Review: 

Based upon French-Iranian journalist Freidoune Sahebjam's 1984 book of the same name, The Stoning of Soraya M. tells the true tragic story of a woman stoned to death after her sorry-ass husband and his pathetic cohorts, including one shady mutha of a mullah, concoct a devious plot to falsely accuse and convict her of adultery - punishable by death under Sharia law. 

 

Soraya's slimy husband wants to be rid of her because he's hot-rocks to marry and fak a 14 year old girl which'd be statutory rape in the civilized world but not in faked up places ruled by Sharia law. While Soraya'd be relieved to be rid of the loser who rapes her since she isn't interested in sleeping with the revolting beast that frequents prostitutes, she demands financial support for their 2 daughters if she's to concede to a divorce. Being the responsible, honorable creature he isn't, Soraya's husband circumvents possible negotiation, divorce lawyer fees(kidding), and financial obligation when he decides this'd go a hell of a lot more smoothly if she were dead - hence the deceitful plot to wrongfully frame her with adultery.


What faks me off most about this film is not the fact it highlights the barbaric punishment ordained via Sharia law. Usually, the religious element is what faks me off most. Don't get me wrong; the religious, barbaric element faks me off. However, in this case, what faks me off more than anything is the blatant hypocrisy exhibited by gutless men who lie and scheme simply to make it easier for Soraya's husband to take and rape his new 14 year old wife. This loathsome gang throws their hands up in the air as if they're obligated to carry out Allah's ordained punishment for the ‘crime' they know damn well this woman didn't commit since they made the whole thing up. They act as if Allah's tied their hands in the same way they will Soraya's before forcing her into the hole where they'll cowardly bombard her with stones until she dies for being a woman who dared to challenge a man.

Almost poetically - at least for me given my abhorrence for all things religious - the award for the film's most despicable character must go to the holier than thou mullah who, earlier in the film, propositions Soraya to be his whore/sigheh/temporary wife. Surprisingly, given his Johnny Depp sex appeal, honorable Soraya rejects his advances. It merely fuels the hard-on he carries for her throughout the film as he participates in the infantile games played by men with no stones who stone a woman who refused to make it easy for one of them to have their way.

WhattheFAK Movie Rating: 
9

Holy Fakin' Email, Batman!

I've about had it with these religi-whacks trying every which way to jam their holy intentions down my throat. While I find the bumper sticker bearing, Tea Party attending Christian fundamentalist activists wholeheartedly obnoxious and intolerable, I've come to discover I'm more irritated by those who adopt the more subtle, seemingly innocent approach to raping you with their religion as part of their subconscious need to save the non-believers from ourselves and recruit us into their cause.

 

You know the type to which I refer. They're the ones with the email signatures like 'God bless', 'have a blessed day', or some faked up string of biblical verse gracing the end of their emails. Why must people do this, I ask myself? Are you so dead-set on showing off your Christianity (ie stupidity) that you want to shout it from the minarets? Ooops, sorry, wrong religion. 

Merry FAKmas

Unfortunately, religion will probably always exist. Even if we're to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that there is no God, there'll be some unreasonable character who will doubt the proof based on faith. Tis all a matter of faith after all. How I detest that as a pillar of argument!

Religion thrives for various reasons but probably most strongly because humans - even the dumbest ones - search for answers to questions for which there are no answers. What is the meaning of life? What is the point of all of this if we're only to die and go nowhere else? Why should I be good if there's no one to answer to in the ‘next life' because there is no ‘next life'? How could something so bad happen to someone so good?

 

 

My Little Slice of Hell

To document the passing of another Halloween, it is only appropriate to talk about the ‘Hell House’ craze which was originally started by Jerry Fallwell and has now spread throughout the US. Thanks religious fanatics for another awesome scare tactic/guilt trip to send more people into religion-induced states of brain inactivity! The more crap like this starts to pop up around the US the less it becomes “fanaticism” and the more it becomes the “norm” which to me is scary as hell!

Congratulations to these Christians for actually frightening an atheist with some of your contrived bullsh*t. Ok, it didn’t scare me into being religious and worrying about “being saved” but now I’m faking terrified about my actual life, the one I have now!

What do Choppers, Jihadists & Anti-Depressants Have in Common?

So here I was on a lazy Saturday morning barely awake switching on my brand new Bravia for the latest international news as I was smelling the freshly brewed Colombian coffee.  It seemed very pleasant outside and I was looking forward to the nice warm weather and a walk by the beach. I was thinking about the fun I'd have for the rest of the day far away from my cubicle when all of a sudden my tranquillity was interrupted by something that sounded like a big explosion. For a microsecond I felt like I was in the middle of Kabul. I looked at the TV in case BBC was showing the latest Taliban attack, but to my avail, it was showing the latest results from the Ashes. Then another loud bang almost made me dropped my precious coffee on my Polo robe. ‘What The Flying FAK', I thought? I was neither living in Kabul nor in Baghdad and BBC was just showing freaking cricket!

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