Please don't take your stupidity out on me.
— Antigone

Incompetence

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Corporate BS

My fellow readers,

I think it is time to go forward together and face the challenges ahead. Our doors are always open on these issues and it is important to cascade down and inseminate our information. We should all be great product evangelists and increase the limited bandwidth for all the platform atheists in this competitive blogging environment.

For this, Antigone and myself are inviting you to an idea shower session where we will be looking under the bonnet for a holistic, cradle-to-grave approach. We are confident that we will eventually be able to sprinkle our site's magic across the internet through leveraging our great talents. And also, in addition, we will finally be getting our fingers down the throat of the organizations which fail to live our values.

Environ--de-mentalists

When the term ‘environmentalist’ comes to mind, I think recycling, water conservation, reusable shopping bags NOT setting fire to luxury homes because the homebuilders claim the homes were built in an environmentally-friendly fashion yet you don’t think so. This seems to be the story behind fires set by a group protesting the environmental-friendliness of a group of luxury homes in a Seattle suburb.

So you call yourself an environmentalist, disagree that a home was built within environmentally-conscious guidelines so the best and greenest course of action – as an environmentalist – is to burn the faker down?

Just the true facts ma'am

US President George W. Bush anxiously awaits true facts via inquiry into missing CIA interrogation tapes.

If your kid's unhappy, buy him some guns.......

Teen's mother buys him guns to cheer him up.

Bush Pulls Yet Another W

Bush shows off his command of English yet again.

Anti-Spam Campaign

Do you want to get some Va1grA pills? Would you like to increase the size of your penis? You always wanted to get a ROLEX but you cannot afford it. No problem! Get a replica. Perhaps you will become an instant millionaire by replying to the last e-mail you received from Nigeria. Your long lost cousin died and you were the only one with the same surname the barrister could find to pass along his fortune. Lucky you!

W's cheat sheet

Bush's speech notes published on UN website.

Politically incorrect incompetence

Ever notice how the simplest things today become complicated? Call someone for a simple answer at work and no one can provide help but instead transfer you back and forth between the same departments as no one seems to know the answer to your question. Call your mobile phone company because every month the same bogus charge appears on your bill but the customer service representative isn’t trained to actually answer a question if it’s not posed EXACTLY as it’s stated on the training guide. If customer asks ‘this,’ answer ‘this way.’ It’s too bad customers aren’t provided with a list of questions exactly as they appear on those training guides because wording the question in any other way seems to completely confuse the representative. Banks are also a great joy but they like to blame incompetence on ‘the system’ rather than the cheap help they hire to fill seats in a call center.

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